Breakfast at the White House

[hsvpunk]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having
breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like,
and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this
morning?"
"Why Mr. President!" the waitress
exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and the
waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers."It's pronounced 'quiche.'"

[VryNeat]

lol so lame they used that one on comic inc

[VTPREDATOR]

well it had me gigglin

[BOY1236]

sorry ... but it's LAME