It's winter

[hsvpunk]

It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northen Australia
asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter
was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should
collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea. He
walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of
Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter in this area going to be
cold?' The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going
to be quite Cold.'

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more
wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' The meteorologist again
replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find..

Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely
sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked. 'Absolutely,'
the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one
of the coldest winters ever.' 'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked.

The weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the
Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's
always a sure sign.'

[minux]

HAHAHHAHAHA i LOL'd for real. Nice one.

[Emackulation]

lel, I ALSO LOL'D.

[Jecs]

perfect marc

[CANYONERO]

yeah nice one! lol

[Morton]

bahahaha fantastic ^_^

[nicko]

there was an actual lol at my house too. nice one