gORILLA

[Emackulation]

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to
handle. Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat..

To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big
Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So theZoo administrators thought they might have a
solution.

Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over
carefully.

The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what
his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.

[CANYONERO]

lol, pretty good.

[Farlig]

imagine all the futsh und chups you can buy for $500

[daron]

hahahahaha thats funny

[slo_firo]

better than feesh en cheeps, lol my brother in laws partner is from Sydneee she gets so much crap about that over here

[=Calais v8=]

hava chip bro!

[nicko]

i only eat plunkton

[=Calais v8=]

im beached is!

[SAV_117]

and im parched is

[BANKS]

^^^ i heard those guys made another movie. Same deal as the beached as bro whale but with other animals

[nicko]

there is a sausage one but its not as good i reakon