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    Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
    I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
    take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told
    her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she
    said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
    large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
    this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had
    a single problem.'
    Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got
    Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his
    trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said
    that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
    'Exactly,' replied Jack.' I wear the trousers in this relationship and
    I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
    removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said,
    so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get
    into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you
    don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'

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    it's kinda funny ... needs some editing xD
    Really really ... Fighting Temptations

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    haha, barnsey i didnt know you were on here?
    Need some parts for my VH 253:
    Green standard steering wheel...Green lower B-pillar covers.
    Green sunglasses holder/lower dash bits...Air-con and assorted engine bay parts.
    PM with any info.

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    sweet as man
    Need some parts for my VH 253:
    Green standard steering wheel...Green lower B-pillar covers.
    Green sunglasses holder/lower dash bits...Air-con and assorted engine bay parts.
    PM with any info.

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