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  1. 29-09-2008, 02:32 PM #1
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    Default The meaning of Ford

    Hey fellas and chiks could every one post there meanings of FORD (or any other car if you want)
    Heres a few to kick things off

    Found On Rubbish Dump

    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

    Failed On Race Day

    Full Of Rusty Dents

    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    Frequently Overhauled; Rapidly Deteriorating

    Fix Or Repair Daily

    Forced on Reluctant Drivers
    Federation
    Against
    Rotary
    Tossers
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    Freaking Old Retarded Donkey???

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    done before lame
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    Go ahead with the SS badges,you will reap the benefits.

    I have put SS badges and the kit on my VE Omega and when I go cruising and rev it past the girls.........well what can I say,they have drool running down their face.I chuck a U-turn and they say ''Nice car'' and I say ''It's an SS,jump in''.
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  5. 29-09-2008, 04:48 PM #5
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    Hope
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    holes
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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    Its crap i know, but it just came to me.
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    Has ACL stopped making flat top pistons or something? Grinding a heap off the heads seems to be the latest fashion...
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  7. 29-09-2008, 06:11 PM #7
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    ford owners root dogs!!...lol
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    ford backwards Driver Returns On Foot
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  13. 30-09-2008, 06:44 AM #13
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    Holden, Still holden together
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    Holden
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    Quote Originally Posted by cobez
    You aren't worthy of sniffing the fart i just did.
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    Thought you spell it Fraud?.
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    well atleast Ford did one thing right..........they circled thier mistake!
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    Today I saw a chevy SS with the number plate "FPV EATER".
    Noice
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    My ex used to call Mitsubishi's, "Bits-a-Missin"
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    took
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    Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.
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    Frustrated First Found From
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