Tells it like it is.
Oldies but goodies :D
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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Originally Posted by Reaper
the early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
Drop A Patch....
Lol, some of them are funny as, well thought
heres some funny quotes by larry
More frustrated than legless Ethiopian watch a donut roll down a hill
Madder than a three legged dog trying to burry a turd on an icy lake
Madder than a deaf mute playing bingo, getting bingo and trying to yell out bingo
More frustrated than Christopher Reeve doing the hokey pokey
More frustrated than Ray Charles with a where’s Waldo book
As ridiculous as a one legged man in a brewery making hops
Aussie Built, No Jap ****
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Larry the cable guy... Says it in the first post
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