Aussie love poem

[bazcom]

(Who said Australians
weren'tromantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top
notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means
that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab

So your belly
isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice
round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya
best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think
its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me
nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as

I Was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like
I'll always
love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

[pow3rslave]

lol, but i think if you recited this one to the gf/wife the beer would be thrown, and pretty hard too.