Catholic heart attack

[hsvpunk]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital .

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going
to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied. 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, *'In that case, send the bill to my brother-in-law.'*

[minux]

lmao, nice one.

[terry1991]

hahaha thats good lol

[HK-VS]

lol,i saw that coming.