On the 7th day
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQs. He created night for going fishing, sleeping and BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQs on the beach and God saw that it was good.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQs, and God saw that it was good.
On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good. Well, almost good.
He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was bloody awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!
lol thats awsome man well done
I can think of 5 things wrong with that joke..loucky thats not the way it happens in REAL life
Nope, I think you'll find it's all true and it is what happens in real life.
not in my life, I feel sorry for those who think this is anything other than a joke....Originally Posted by theperthvan
Back to the cars....
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it's on the internet it must be true
a sheila who is left to clean the barby obviously
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