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    Default The wonders of modern medicine

    A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

    He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns

    With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
    The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and 2 Viagra pills every hour.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?'

    The doctor replied, 'it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

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    Saudi ppl CAN'T have sunburns

    we are built for it << and your happy because of .. ? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOY1236 View Post
    Saudi ppl CAN'T have sunburns

    we are built for it << and your happy because of .. ? LOL
    albino saudis can

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    haha nice one
    an albino saudi would be a very rare occurrence lol..

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