my dad

[jatsvl]

My Dad



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
*'Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'** *

[Tam]

..Classic.

[MUT4NT]

bahjahahahahhaha!!!!!

[LightningVP]

I posted this in the old jokes... funny as joke though

[Juztin]

Haha nice one.

[CANYONERO]

lol, not bad

[ClairBear]

Oldie but a goodie - has been around for years that joke

[BOY1236]

First time 2 hear that one !! LOL

[Jared91]

haha i really like that one! they have some really good jokes in zoo too

[Nevyn]

funny that...and also funny that I had a mate tell me the same joke a few days ago, so even f*rd nuts must have a good sense of humour, but I guess they have to.

[social]

Hahah priceless.

[PaulSV6]

Lmao, awesome