A man goes to the doctor and complains that he cant get an erection,
after looking over the doctor replies " Look mate the muscles around your penis appear to be damaged, theres not much i can do"
In horror the man exclaims " Surely theres must be something you can do"
"well" the doctor replies " There is this revolotionary new treatment which involves using the muscle from an elephant but its not tried and tested yet, are you willing to give it a go?"
"of course anything doc"
So a few weeks later after he has recovered from surgery he takes out his wife all dressed up to a nice restaurant. They are sitting at the table and he starts to get a bit excited and all of a sudden out comes his penis which grabs a bread roll and returns to his pants
His wifes says excitedly "Wow that was amazing can you do it again"
"um i dont think i can fit another bread roll up my bum"
Yep.... not bad.![]()
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