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    a man goes to the doctor and says doc you need to help me my penis is orange,
    the doctor doesnt believe him so the man pulls down his pants and sure enough to the doctors suprise the mans penis is orange.
    he stares at it for a while and asks the man "do you work with chemicals alot at work" the man replies " oh no i dont work"
    the doctor then asks"so what do you do all day?"
    the man replies
    "well i sit at home masturbating all day eating twisties"

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    not bad lol
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    Washed it and now the wife's gonna take it out and get it dirty.
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    You are talking about the car?

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    lol -----------------------------------
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    At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it

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    Are you sure this wasnt Stocky when he went to the docs?

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