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    A man was stopped by a female police officer for drunk driving.
    After asking to see his license, the female police officer said, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you."

    Swaying back and forth on his feet, the drunk muttered one word, "Breasts."



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    nice haha rofl
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    lol very nice :P, short but sweet

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