humor for different car names (acromyns)

[fitz_vt]

Just for a laugh..... thought i would post some Acronyms (breaking down a word to create many words.)


Chrysler Acronyms
MOPAR - My Only Pathetic Automobile Running

Lucas Acronyms
Electrics by Lucas - Prince of Darkness
The three-position Lucas switch - DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
The other three switch settings - SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE
Left Us Cold And Stranded

Dodge Acronyms
Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Lotus Acronyms
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Fiat Acronyms
Fix It Again Tony
Fouled-up Italian Attempt at Transport
Failed In All Tests

Ford Acronyms
Finest Obtainable Roadgoing Device(yeah right....)
Found On (a) Rubbish Dump
Fails On Race Day... one about FPR.
F****d On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Driver Returns On Foot (Ford in reverse)

i know there is many holden ones but i'll let someone else post them ...
i am currently trying to get one for mitsubishi


any idea's lads and ladys

[Callie6lt]

if you rearange the letters it spells mi****ibus

[Astranomical]

Or there's "Mitsu****ti", "****subishi", or my favourite, "bits 'r' missin"

[theperthvan]

My idle tractor smashes up black indians, some hindu indians..




I'm hellll smart

[Sabbath']

Lexus - Totally Over You Oblivious Toyota Owners

[f1tzy]

Holes
Oil
Leaks
Dents and
Engine
Noises

[Astranomical]

Hold
On
Ladies
Driving
Erratically
Now

[Edsta]

mitsubishi
bitchashiti

[Astranomical]

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

Took
One
Young
Oriental
To
Assemble

Fords
Only
Run
Downhill

Paid
Inspector
Nicely
To
Overlook

[burnz]

Commander
Of
Mean
Mother
Ordinance
Director
Of
Real
Exitment

[vsl67]

FORD Found On Roadside Dumped - Fixed Or Repared Daily
Pontiac - Poor Old Ni##a Thinks Its A Caddilac

[vn calais manual]

bahhahahahah @ pontiac one.

[PSYKO PHOENIX]

these are brilliant!!

[POVRTY]

Heaps
Of
Loud
Disgusting
Engine
Noises......................i feel bad just typing it