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    One day mom was cleaning her son's room and under the bed, she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.

    She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

    He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

    She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"

    He looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

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    Oh deary me, maybe when u get a bit older u will understand

    Until then this may help u figure it out:
    bondage, s&m: thats the freaky sex stuff where people get into the whips and chains and spanking.....

    If you still don't get it ask again in a couple of years

    Nice joke btw

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    HAHAHA ROFL , thats classic
    Thats all right, thats ok, I drive a commodore anyway!!!!

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    Hahaha, the "I don't get it" and the reply is almost as funny as the joke!

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    whats funnier?? i don't get it or the joke? two laughs for the price of one!!

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    lol... nice one.
    I don't use windscreen wipers, i just use the superior handling of the STI to dodge the rain drops.

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    OH MY GOD!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by som
    i saw a camira a while ago that wasn't blowing smoke.it was on the back of a tow truck.

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    must say.. first joke in ages ive actually laughed at ;P
    bloody classic with the "i dont get it".. im sure he's almost dying of shame :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by mixin
    Hahaha, the "I don't get it" and the reply is almost as funny as the joke!
    Ahh kids these days...
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