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[Fr3ak+--]

> > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just
> > imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
> > Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney
> >
> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> > called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
> > married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
> > answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
> > questions.
> >
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
> > (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
> > three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
> >
> > One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
> > drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
> > you've heard yet.
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
> >
> >
> > Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
> > you win.
> > What is your name? First only please.'
> >
> > Contestant: 'Brian.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Sara.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had s#x?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
> >
> > Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have s#x at 8 o'clock this morning?
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Uh huh...'
> >
> >
> > Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
> >
> > Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than theprevious hundred
> > times I've done it.
> > Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
> >
> >
> > You listen to this.'
> > [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
> > tones.....ringing...)
> >
> >
> > Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
> >
> > Clerk: 'This is she.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> > I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
> >
> > DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> > give any\answers away or you'll lose.
> > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
> >
> > Sarah: 'No.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Good!'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> > completely honest.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
> > your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
> > the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
> >
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have s#x, Sarah?'
> >
> > Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'What time?'
> >
> > Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
> >
> > DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> > manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
> > from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?'
> >
> >
> > Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
> >
> >
> > DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
> >
> >
> > Sarah: 'Well...'
> >
> >
> > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> >
> >
> > Sarah: 'Up the ar#e.....'
> >
> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ... He thought he was going to
> > have a heart attack ; he could not stop laughing.
> > Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
> > just after this conversation - for minor traffic collisions!!!!

[Rishy]

hahahahaha, thats hilarious!!

[hsvpunk]

if my memory is correct, this is a repost.
Still a good laugh though.

[Fr3ak+--]

if my memory is correct, this is a repost.
Still a good laugh though.

ur a repost

[nicko]

good joke, its a repost on this forum but always good for a laugh

[Rufus®]

lol, old but still funny.

[STEALTHY™]

yeah its a repost. And that other post was a repost of the American joke. They forgot one important detail, Sara is spelt Sarah in Australia.

[minux]

yeah its a repost. And that other post was a repost of the American joke. They forgot one important detail, Sara is spelt Sarah in Australia.

It is? Sister in laws name is spelt Sara.

Old old joke, its changed radio stations around 4000000 times.

[STEALTHY™]

Depends on the pronounciation.

Anyone i've met with is spelt that was is Sa'ra
the other way being Ser'ah

[B3ND3R]

ROFL! very funny dude, mamde me laugh

[Shounak]

Depends on the pronounciation.

Anyone i've met with is spelt that was is Sa'ra
the other way being Ser'ah

They're two different names. Yes, they have the same root, but they're spelled and pronounced differently.

Call a Sara, "Sarah" and she'll smack you out.

[nick3110]

sarahs are kool :P

[PSYKO PHOENIX]

i work in radio and have heard the air check (a tape/hard drive that records on air programs, incase theres a complaint etc) for that bit, i couldnt tell you the name of the station but im prety sure its true (could be faked but doubt it, it sownds to real) - im prety sure it was an ausie station tho

[STEALTHY™]

i work in radio and have heard the air check (a tape/hard drive that records on air programs, incase theres a complaint etc) for that bit, i couldnt tell you the name of the station but im prety sure its true (could be faked but doubt it, it sownds to real) - im prety sure it was an ausie station tho

Get a copy of it uploaded for us for proof?

[PSYKO PHOENIX]

ill try my hardest, but i cant garente anything, ill see what i can do tho