American Dad quotes

[TVR-190]

Rodger explaining the back story behind 1 of his made up characters:

Steve: Oh, I suppose you have a better back story?
Roger: My name is Braff Zeckland. I was an international racecar driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the tracks, so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived. I was that baby.
Steve: That... doesn't make any sense.
Roger: I'm Braff Zeckland!!

Francine talking about school days:

Francine: Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower stan?
Francine: 1 day aftergym class, all these mean pretty girls caught me, and kept scrubbing me all over with soap, i mean they didnt miss a spot. and even though we were all wet and naked and slippery they were still able to get me on all fours and shove my face to the floor.
Francine: can you imagine Stan?
Shows stan sitting down with jacket covering his crotch sweating intensely.
Stan: howd they catch you again please?

[jaisvz]

hahahaha hilarious
i love that show