A penguin goes into a bar and asks the barman: ‘Have you seen my brother?’
The barman asks: ‘What does he look like?
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
A fella walks into a restaurant with a salmon under his arm and asks "Excuse me, do you do fishcakes?"
"No sorry sir" says the waiter.
"Oh that's a shame, it's his birthday..."