how to be annoying online

[Philthy]

1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the ****ing manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").

2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks."

5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.

6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct others to ignore you.

[cxcxcxvcvcvc]

^^^your teacher must have enjoyed your classes when u where in school eh?

[BOY1236]

LOL ... really !!

[Philthy]

^^^your teacher must have enjoyed your classes when u where in school eh?

Well i stole it off some site, but yeah i did have a lot of fun at some teachers expense in high school

I dare say some people on this site have read this before though...

[theperthvan]

Barl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious i have never seen such a funny post where did you get it you're one hell of a funny guy in fact i think that you should be vice president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vice president you say??????????????????????????????????????????????y es i say vice president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw when are those tomatoes that look like ingrown toenails going to flower if you get my meaning??????? Rofl emsdh lolllll


EDIT: Boo, the forum has a caps lock filter. Just pretend the post was in caps lock and one line. Then laugh out loud.

[fuzzy2308]

ha ah ha , tff yafc i bty mipou .

[BOGANV8]

Really a caps filter hmmmmmm interesting

[pow3rslave]

8. join a holden forum and ask questions constantly about fords and ask for instructions on how to add ford parts to your commodore and rewire your caravan

[fuzzy2308]

8. join a holden forum and ask questions constantly about fords and ask for instructions on how to add ford parts to your commodore and rewire your caravan

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ah ha caravan im almost temted to do it

[LightningVP]

there is also thread digging, and giving help to people that no longer use the site

[Jo3_Blo]

HAHA ****ING LOL.


@ the original post and peoples responses.

Oh and you made the following grammatical errors in your post Lightning VP -

There is also thread digging and giving help to people that no longer use the site.



IASC aren't I?