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    Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:


    First bloke : 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'


    Second bloke : 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'


    Third bloke : 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'


    They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?'


    Fourth bloke : 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:


    'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'


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