Idiot sighting

[Paul_O]

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it..
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door..
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!'
His reply, 'I know - I already got that side.'
This was at the FORD dealership Dubbo NSW ...

[Zuicider]

its called practising, he is prolly in a rutt cause of the blonde wench he is seeing

[theperthvan]

That's funny.
But why were you at a Ford dealership anyway?

[Paul_O]

its called practising, he is prolly in a rutt cause of the blonde wench he is seeing

Ahha..some insider info maybe Zuicider

[LightningVP]

LOL....and here I thought I had been spotted

-Merry Christmas-

[Johnsy]

I think it's a joke as it starts with my husband and i....
Unless Paul is married to a bloke and drives a Ford ( makes sense)

[Paul_O]

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre..
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants..
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away..

Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride..

[Paul_O]

I think it's a joke as it starts with my husband and i....
Unless Paul is married to a bloke and drives a Ford ( makes sense)

ROFL............... Yeah tis a joke we all seem to get except maybe......

[Paul_O]

Number Two Idiot of 2008 ...

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s.
They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them..

It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated..
They are no longer employed at Boeing..
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run..

[LightningVP]

-Merry Christmas-

[nick3110]

lol very nice :P

[Paul_O]

Number Three Idiot of 2008
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of Queensland, walked into the Branch and wrote this. 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank..

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the Harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NASB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland ..

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left.. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland ..

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

[fuzzy2308]

very funny

[axemurderer101]

i remember seeing somthing in the paper a while ago that some woman called the police complaining that somebody was stealing her marijuana plants i thought that was pretty funny

[traydog]

ha,ha,ha thats some good stuff

[Jo3_Blo]

Haha, some funny stuff.

[B3ND3R]

these are the darwin awards from around 2001 iirc, great book if you ever get the chance to read it.