Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****ed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" Sir Winston Churchill.
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MY12 II SV6 Sportwagon
LOL!
Never heard that one before. Nice!
im pretty sure ive seen this on here before?
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^^^ hehehehehe
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" Sir Winston Churchill.
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ROFL. Think I seen this one before tho.
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