another blonde joke

[vsl67]

2 blondes walk into a room ,one blonde see a mirror and look into it and says "Do I know you" her friend pushes her out of the way and looks into the mirror and says " dont be silly its just me"

[STEALTHY™]

Sounds better when its the 'walking down the road one'
And she finds a picture frame on the ground.....


Or better yet, the blonde cop pulling over the other blonde.
Asks for her license. The girl rummages through her bag and can't find it
so the cop says 'its that thing with your picture on it'
the girl looks again, and pulls out her makeup with the mirror on it
the cop looks at is and says 'oh sorry, didn't realise you were a cop' and let her go.

[fuzzy2308]

stealthys reply is funnyer than the original thread

[BOY1236]

dude don't say that loud ... you just hurt the guy's emotions

[vsl67]

Im an emotional wreck now lol

[B3ND3R]

hehe they never grow old

[Troy5L]

bahaha the cop blonde joke was gud

[vsl67]

How about two eggs boiling in a pot ,one female the other a male,the female turns to the male and says" look Ive got a crack",the male replies " dont tell me I not even ****en hard yet "

[vsl67]

or micky mouse was before the devorce court,the judge says to micky" So Im to understand you are divorcing mini mouse because you think she is mentaly unstable"
Mickey Replies " Mentaly unstable? I said she was ****ing Goofey"

[BOY1236]

I heard the : 2 eggs boiling in a pot, the first 1 says: I have a crack ... the 2nd one goes : OMG A TALKING EGG !!