The husband walks into their bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
this is the pig i root when you've got a headache!
His wife then says, thats a sheep not a pig you ****ing idiot!!
Then he says, i wasn't talking to you!!!
lol herd a similar one before but still funny
lol, its suposed to be a kiwi joke
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heard
lol
heard it before but i still lol'ed
yeh a mate from work told me that one lol