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    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
    The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
    "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    i thought this was the jokes section?
    Oi mate I've got a spare life in the shed if you need one

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    Quote Originally Posted by theperthvan View Post
    Oi mate I've got a spare life in the shed if you need one
    do you have any jokes in your shed as well?

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    ^^^ BURN lol
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    that was great i laughed my arse off lol its that good i didnt abreviate lmao
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    weak very weak

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