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  1. 22-12-2008, 01:45 PM #1
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    Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
    Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. Sheila thinks he's been rooting around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
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  2. 22-12-2008, 02:34 PM #2
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    Hahaha!!
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  3. 24-12-2008, 10:55 PM #3
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    I don't really get it?
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  4. 24-12-2008, 11:00 PM #4
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    aussie mateship lol they were trying to protect him hahaha

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  5. 24-12-2008, 11:18 PM #5
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    Oh yeah lol, I forgot about the title.

    Haha.
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  6. 24-12-2008, 11:59 PM #6
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    hahah lol so did i the first time i had to read it twice lol

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  7. 25-12-2008, 01:25 AM #7
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    haha as said above. Gold.
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