more old blonde jokes......

[rattattack1313]

DISTANCE
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you
think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other
blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! can you see
Florida.......?????

SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a
blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her
license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your
act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,"How can
I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then
down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"

SPACE RACE
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said,
"We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each
other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you
idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde
replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was
her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?" She
thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

PETS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs"

[RULER]

i enjoyed that

[MoSkA]

Me too, worth a good giggle.

[fourstar82]

aaah, the oldies are always the goodies!