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  1. 29-12-2008, 01:54 PM #1
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    Default Aussie joke

    A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

    He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!' and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

    As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.

    The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

    'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.

    There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner..

    'I think my missus caught a glimpse....'
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  2. 29-12-2008, 01:57 PM #2
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    Jokes/Humour
    you fail..
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  3. 29-12-2008, 01:59 PM #3
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    LOL actually thats a funny one
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  4. 29-12-2008, 02:05 PM #4
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    haha nice
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    Haha, hilarious. Thanks for posting it!
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    Very nice one.
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    hahahaahahha funny
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    made me lol :P..

    every guy sometimes wishes that to happen, sometime in their life lol
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    i lol'd! top joke.
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  10. 30-12-2008, 11:45 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    you fail..
    You fail for not having a sense of humor...

    thats gold mate good joke...
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  11. 30-12-2008, 12:00 PM #11
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    you people are simply showing your lack of intelligent.

    its not even slightly funny, but I guess its the kinda uneducated jokes you'd expect from people on a commodore forum.
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  12. 30-12-2008, 12:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    you people are simply showing your lack of intelligent.

    its not even slightly funny, but I guess its the kinda uneducated jokes you'd expect from people on a commodore forum.
    Lol....lack of intelligent
    Seems like you have found somewhere you belong!

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    lol shooting urself in the foot there...
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  14. 30-12-2008, 10:19 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philthy View Post
    Lol....lack of intelligent
    Seems like you have found somewhere you belong!
    'spose there's not much left to laugh at after you've owned a camry...
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    haha threads as funny as the OP, nice joke.. top douche bag
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    Quote Originally Posted by one_and_only2004 View Post
    'spose there's not much left to laugh at after you've owned a camry...
    epic burn :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by one_and_only2004 View Post
    'spose there's not much left to laugh at after you've owned a camry...
    LOL @ that
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    LOL @ OP
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  18. 31-12-2008, 07:52 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by one_and_only2004 View Post
    'spose there's not much left to laugh at after you've owned a camry...
    apart from all the people driving commodores
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    apart from all the people driving commodores

    wow, mad come back there, truly showing your intelligence

    you deserve a pat on the back, good boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    apart from all the people driving commodores
    And a real good cumbak cummin from you considering we are on a commodore site u dumb ass
    huck it
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAMO_5L View Post
    And a real good cumbak cummin from you considering we are on a commodore site u dumb ass
    you seem to be dribbling a lot of... "cum" there...

    learn to f*cking spell and type f*cking properly would ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAHoon! View Post
    you seem to be dribbling a lot of... "cum" there...
    Oh god that was funny. LOL
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    so its a Cummodore?
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