Marcos Ambrose

[burnz]

taken from LS1 forums ...

Marcos Ambrose sacks his whole pit crew:

This announcement followed Ambrose's decision to take
advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Ambrose's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
Ambrose's management team as most races are won or lost
in the pits.

However-Ambrose got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud,
and bag of weed

[naf33n]

ha, old but gold mate, last one i heard was the same but about an F1 team

[SAV_117]

hahahah gold

[Emackulation]

lololol, nice one.

[oblivion]

hahahahahah nice

[vlv8vic]

the other version of this going around replaces the team name with something aussie and the group of youths are from Salisbury... fitting really.