A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is, scroll down.....
Yep told you Blonde's were smarter then us![]()
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Heard it before, but bloody hilarious![]()
thats a good one![]()
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my mum done that before but it was one shaped like a little oil cup thingo hahaha
Eureka styles!
heard something similar, a wife/blonde going into a nissan/datsun dealership asking for a 28 ounce water pump, and said she'd been all over town and no-one had them.
when she showed the dealer the note her husband had written, there it was.
a 280z (28 oz/ounce) water pump.
LOL!!! Both are good.![]()
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The 710 cap is old news!
Check out the 'blonde jokes' thread thats died to a few pages back. Has all the good stuff in it!
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thats funny
lol an oldy but a goody