Picked the wrong person to rob...

[faroogoo]

Got sent this in an email.


Gotta love craigslist



http://savannah.craigslist.org/rnr/982078099.html



From the above link...



YOU WILL FIND THAT THE "CRAIGSLIST" AD HAS BEEN REMOVED,

BUT THE



FOLLOWING IS THE INFORMATION THAT WAS THERE.



To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)



I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you

demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my

girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope

you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.



I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after

you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that

evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just

bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP



pistol for Christmas, and we had just

picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?



I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to

wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your

pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your

shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of

your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of

calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and

explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your

card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go

Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the



wallet

itself in a dumpster.



I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on

your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down

the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I

don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut

off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the

DA's office with it. Oh well.



So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when

you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to

you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you

out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.

What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd



also like to

apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home

humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.

Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and

we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! - Alex

[Zuicider]

haha would love to see the guys face after that if its true

[VS_Pete_1]

haha would love to see the guys face after that if its true

Me too that is gold.

[Lumps of cheese]

Hehehehe, nice.

[Stressball]

Heh, a guy I used to work with got mugged in Fortitude Valley. Two weedy little white guys hit him in the back of the head. For some reason these two little dudes thought it would be a good idea to punch a 6'4" samoan tank in the back of the head, expecting him to go down with one hit.

They regretted that shortly after

[vlv8vic]

have read a bunch of these before... so i'll move it to the jokes section.

[Chalky01]

Hahahaha nice. I betcha he didnt expect that coming

[LightningVP]

LOL...that's funny, well least he is being nice by wanting to pay for the washing of his clothes