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    Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? '

    BMW 3 Series forums...'Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.'

    VW Beetle forum...'The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)'

    Yugo Forum...'When's the last time yours ran?'

    Lamborghini forum...'Wind noise around 210MPH'

    Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'

    Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '

    Daimler forum...'Where to get a service on my Rolex?'

    Toyota Camry Forum....'Problems parallel parking at Gala bingo.'

    Range Rover Forum...'Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?'

    Delorean forum...'Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. '

    Honda Accord forum...'Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.'

    Toyota Yaris forum...'Do our cars use AAA's or AA's?'

    Ferrari forums...'Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.'

    Porsche forums...'Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?'

    Mini forum...'Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)'

    Dax Cobra forum...'I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?'

    McLaren F1 forum...'Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.'

    Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in fuel.'

    Fiat forum...'Hello? Am I the only member? '

    Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ?? '

    Chevy pickup forum...'How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? '

    Supra Forum...'Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.'

    Volvo forum....'What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.'

    Opel Corsa Forum...'m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite'

    Nissan Micra forum...'When i get a skyline...........

    Jaguar forum...'Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car?? '

    Alfa Romeo forum...'Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins?? '

    Porche Cayene forum...'Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket?

    Hyundai Forum: Why do people wave their "winke" finger at me, now I have lowered the excel and put on mags with a sports muffler.

    Holden Camira Forum: Has anyone else out there managed to rebuild their motors in less than Four hours. I have, after the 10th time.

    Subaru Outback Forum: Do I have to have a B grade trophy wife, Labrador and a snotty brat to join.

    Ford Forums: do i get genuine nike's in the boot.
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    Haha, nice one, but the Rexy one should have read:

    Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ULEH?? '

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    Hahah thats awesome....
    Especially the WRX one, so true, and the Subaru Outback cracked me up caus I know someone in that EXACT situation lol.
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    Windsor Forum: How do i fit a clevo?

    AU Forum: I love my au, but how do i make it look nice?

    VN Forum: should i paint my car all one colour?

    Calais Turbo Forum: WTB turbo badges.

    Boost Cruisin Forum: How do i make my turbo flutter?

    Boss Forum: How do i get my 4V boss to beat a VB commo 6?
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    first ones were good burnz
    second lot were fairly lame.

    On the Rolex one - my Merc actually has a Rolex dash clock.... so maybe i would get it serviced at the dealer. (Bently engine)

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    they are great. funny as
    no longer a hoon by association - the commodore is gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by padrickz88 View Post
    Commodore forum: How can i tell if my car has a cop chip?
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    fArking ACE!!! thats it for sure
    no longer a hoon by association - the commodore is gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by padrickz88 View Post
    Commodore forum: How can i tell if my car has a cop chip?
    lol
    wouldnt BT1 forum b beta and

    commodore forum should be: i did a mad burnout coming out of maccas 2nite (links 2 a vid of a vn v6 single pegger)

    porche forum: how do i get lipstick off of the horn?

    cop forum: is any1 cruisin 2 donutking 2nite?

    (soz 2 any cops on this forum my m8 told me 2 post it)

    nissan exa forum: 4 sale n13 exa.... gets wheel spin in 5th gear

    (does any1 else remember that exa on egay)
    Wrecking VL factory V8 only a few bits left still have full dash/crash pad
    and have a vk 202 motor and 5 speed Make an offer want it gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddaboy1990 View Post

    nissan exa forum: 4 sale n13 exa.... gets wheel spin in 5th gear

    (does any1 else remember that exa on egay)
    LOL as I was reading I was like damn that sounds familiar. Yeah Spins the wheels in 5th gear AT 160 KM/H or something like that, lol that listing was a ****er, its not in my watched items anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-161 View Post
    goodwork. some of em are great.

    whats 1 for this forum?
    "I think my harmonic balancer is dodgy"?

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    JC- "Hi im new here.. what mods should i do to my V6 first?"
    JC- "Auto to manual conversion?"
    JC- "Whats better, LSD or spool?"
    JC- "Those Ebay Chips for $20 any good?"
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    JC- "My thread got deleted, why? RE: Dragged a VE Last night"
    JC- "What would win, auto VR vs. manual VN?"

    That list was good lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnz View Post

    Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'

    Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '
    Haha love it!

    Good work!

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    JC - "My Ecotech V6 stalls whilst driving. Leave it for a few minutes and it starts again".
    (the usual crank angle sensor drama)
    This VS is guarded by shotgun 4 nights per week - You guess which 4!

    My BT1:

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    Lol there good as.

    I like the commo ones the best tho

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