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    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
    horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of
    men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.
    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
    fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began
    to apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help.
    I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve
    your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
    minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
    lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
    together at his groin.


    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
    help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
    the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
    She administered tender and artful massage for several
    long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
    He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still
    broken.......
    dont worry, il start a ride thread soon.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    hahaha gold !

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