*Caution... They Walk Among Us!*

[black as]

*Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said...'where???'*

**They Walk among us!!*

***
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *

**They Walk Among Us!!*

****
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!*

***
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kgr.*

**They walk among us! *

****
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

***
My friends and I were on a Bourbon run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

***
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

***
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?'...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

***
While working at a pizza shop I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*

**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*

[s1knt]

lol thats kinda funny

[-Junior-]

Where can I get that 20% discount on bourbon?

[Tom_1569]

Where can I get that 20% discount on bourbon?

Use your brain, if you "purchase" 10 slabs, it should be free

[PaulSV6]

Thats Gold, mate

[STEALTHY™]

***
My friends and I were on a Bourbon run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

LMFAO. Buy 10 cases for the low price of $0.00

[tim005]

hahah
that give me a good laugh.
some people just don't have a clue whats going on

[holyfyre]

HAHAHA!!! oh somepeople.
They really do "Walk among us"

[fuzzy2308]

lol. i am thinking that one is funny

[black as]

Its not really that funny because they reproduce................

[Juztin]

Lol yes they do walk among us but where would the Lulz be without them =P

[black as]

that's true, life would become boring then

[davway]

I got $40 of fuel and handed the operator a $50 note.
she gave me $40 change.

Unfortunatley not enough walk amongst us.

[black as]

See not only do they walk among us they boost the economy

[black as]

**They Walk among us!!*

A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at Grand Rapids' Van Andel Arena.

According to a report from a Grand Rapids Press editor who attended Thursday night's performance, the singer forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears.

At one point, Simpson asked her backing band to start over on one song and forgot the words to another.

She apologised to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word "sorry" on two large video screens.

While introducing her last song, Simpson said she sometimes feels like quitting. She appeared to be wiping away tears after finishing the song and walking off the stage.

**They Walk among us!!*