A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She says to one of her customers, a regular, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free shag".
He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!”![]()
hahaha not bad at all.
dont worry, il start a ride thread soon.
LMAO...!!!![]()
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