Dear Mum Letter

[black as]

A mother passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum.'
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the following letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear Mum
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because
she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.


Call when it is safe for me to come home."

[SAV_117]

bahahahaha lol im gonna try that haha

[calaiscruzer]

hahaha thats funny as

[Jesterarts]

hahaha... I like that... nice

[VZMAX]

Nice one buddy

[PaulSV6]

Thats gold!

[Juztin]

I'm so doing that when she goes out next =P

[southy]

hahahahahah thts gold.

[Stretchomatic]

true story

[Jo3_Blo]

AHaha!

That's awesome!

[daron]

hahahahaah gold