Australian love poem

[black as]

AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM
Yes there is such a thing, sad as it is!
Who said Australians weren't romantic?

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs :my:
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

[PORT3R]

Hahahaha the end is classic

[cxcxcxvcvcvc]

rofl thats gold!!!!!!!!!
i would hate to see what the missus would do........

[ryno_vrx]

rofl thats gold!!!!!!!!!
i would hate to see what the missus would do........

well mine just yelled and slapped me...... but it was worth it lol

[Cobez]

That's awesome hahahaha.

[fuzzy2308]

lol thats awsome