The Meaty Bites Diet

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The Meaty Bites Diet



I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.



A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.



On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.



Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my #ick and a car hit me.



I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.



Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

[calais_304]

LMAO hahahahahaha nice, very nice

[randomhero365]

hahahaha, nice.

[Juztin]

Yeah some people make the stupidest comments lol.

Reread that story and makes me laugh harder each time lol

[Jo3_Blo]

LOL,

bit rude to the woman tho, she was probs only trying to be friendly/chit-chat.

[FollowNoone]

your a nutter EH!

[tuf32]

hahahah, was she hot?

[social]

haha i lol'd

[mrtdk59]

I near pi**ed my pants laughing
Very funny thanks

[plains203]

LMAO at the peeps who think it's a true story lol.

[Hunter SS]

as long as it isn't THESE meaty bites!!!!

[danja]

Haha, love it.

Nothing like a bit of playful chain yanking

[New2Holden]

an oldie but a goodie