Irish Mental Health Hotline

[MikesCalais]

This is really something that you have to hear rather than read, as a psychology student I of course have this on my phone anyway.. you can look it up on youtube or some other download thing to hear it...

And pleasseee no one take offense to anything below, I know that these are serious issues in our society and shouldnt be taken lightly, if anyone does take offense please just let me know and i'll change/delete this whole post, otherwise... enjoy!

(JOKE STARTS HERE)
"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we'll trace your call

If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership

If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell yoou which number to press

If you are depressive it doesnt matter which number you press, no one will answer you

If you are dyslexic press 69696969

If you have a nervous disorder please figit with the hash key until the beep... after the beep, please wait for the beep

If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later

And if you have low self-esteem please hang up, all of our operators are too busy to talk to you"



For those who cant be bothered reading all that, YouTube - The Irish Mental Health Hotline

[Juztin]

lol thats funny as