very handy

[Dayvo]

three blokes in a car up on the moors. The car breaks down so they find an inn . Landlord says "I've only got one bed, you'll have to share it"

So off they go to bed and are soon asleep. In the morning the bloke who was on the left side of the bed says " I dreamt I was getting a hand-job off Angeline Jolie." Bloke on right side says "thats funny. I dreamt I was getting a hand job off Naomi Campbell."

Bloke in the middle says "I dreamt I was ski-ing!!

[Friction]

An oldie but a goodie.