Genie joke

[omaz78]

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Michigan opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Vere
dit yew git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.



Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. ?
Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting
for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying
directly overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for
a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Dew you
really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?

[social]

haha i like lol

[PaulSV6]

Good one mate, made Lol

[GLITRES]

Lol...nice

[Juztin]

Lol nice but figured it out half way through when the ducks came in......stupid brain lol

Good one anyways