Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Pride & joy

  1. #1
    Ride
    02' VX Berlina 5.7L

    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    S.E Melb
    Posts
    300

    Default Pride & joy

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

    Those who remained talked about their kids.

    The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

    He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

    One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'


    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
    And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
    a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

  2. #2
    Ride
    VY SS

    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Albany
    Posts
    1,072

  3. #3
    Jo3_Blo's Avatar
    Jo3_Blo is offline HZ Holden Fanatic
    Ride
    WB 1 Tonner, VS Ute

    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Vic
    Posts
    760

  4. #4
    Ride
    MX83

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    hills area, sydney
    Posts
    304

    Default

    Ahahaha, didntpredict the ending on that one, nice
    JCCC NSW
    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    My mum dropped me off at work one day and she was doing 90 in a 60 zone. When I pointed this out to her she said 'shut up, if you don't like my driving you can get out and walk'.

  5. #5
    Ride
    VE Calais V8 6 litre

    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    S.A. Sheidow park
    Posts
    158

  6. #6
    hsvpunk's Avatar
    hsvpunk is offline volunteer firefighter
    Ride
    vy ss II M6

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Mornington, Vic
    Posts
    592

  7. #7
    Juztin's Avatar
    Juztin is offline Bigmacs everywhere
    Ride
    VT II 99', S Pack.

    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    3156
    Posts
    124

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by nathg View Post
    Ahahaha, didntpredict the ending on that one, nice
    +1
    Did not see that coming haha

    V good


    Quote Originally Posted by gareth89
    FIY-for your information and so on


  8. #8
    OzJD's Avatar
    OzJD is offline Not your average Joe.
    Ride
    VR6 S1 & VR6 S2

    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Parramatta, NSW
    Posts
    266

    Default

    yeh good stuff
    Current mods/repairs:
    Power Windows Installation (70% Complete)

    Current Issue(s)
    N/A

    My Holden doesn't leak, It's just marking it's territory!

    Quote Originally Posted by 88GreenVN View Post
    Missing teeth from the diff is terminal as in diff no worky. Crunch crunch bank snap and then STOP.

Similar Threads

  1. My new pride and joy VP SS
    By Jared91 in forum VN - VP - VG - VQ
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 03-04-2010, 09:07 PM
  2. My Pride And Joy
    By MiSs MeOw in forum VR - VS
    Replies: 301
    Last Post: 21-10-2008, 12:53 AM
  3. My Pride and Joy
    By onlife in forum VB - VC - VH - VK
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 25-08-2008, 10:12 PM
  4. my pride n joy..
    By BIGREVKEV in forum VN - VP - VG - VQ
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 23-09-2007, 10:32 PM
  5. Here is my pride and joy
    By VXSSII in forum VT - VX - VU - WH - V2
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 13-12-2006, 09:01 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71