Old Man Humour

[minux]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f***ed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

[CANYONERO]

ive heard it before but its still classic!

[MikesCalais]

this joke is about as old as its protagonist hahahaha

but still good for a chuckle

[GLITRES]

always a classic...
Love it