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  1. 12-03-2009, 05:42 PM #1
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    haha take the blade off first you idiot LOL some people
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    umm, thats weird and really stupid lol.
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    hahahahaha I know someone who would do that!
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    shes a cut above the rest
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    haha ive seen a porno with a sabre saw being used, dewalt!!!but the took the blade off first
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    Rofl........n00bs.

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    hahahahahahahahaha
    some people......
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    Sabre saws, cheapest way for the girls to do themself over pretty good but please remember to take the blades off I used one to cut my exhaust off and I had bruises for ages getting my arm bashed into the chasis rail, they are crazy powerful so it must be quite the ride
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    Gee......i bet she was saw after that!
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    guess she won't be experimenting for a while, and he wont be getting any for a while too, lol, loose loose situation for both, funny though you think he would have known it would cut straight through the toy.
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    can I be the one to say this?.....ONLY IN AMERICA....f.f.s I once owned a ford so call me stoopid .....but using a saw designed to cut steel and timber for a dildo.......please...... without a cobolt condom your gonna get hurt .....some mothers do have em.
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    haha cutting edge technology ay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Social View Post
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    haha, i didnt know what to think when i was reading that.
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    ****ing LOL

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    hahahaha that's pretty sick
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