Growing Old Disgracefully
I think my wife is having an affair
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'
I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never brought up the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.
Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my Commodore so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. '
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Commodore , that I noticed something that really broke my heart, I saw a hairline crack in the rear bumper!!!
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealership to get it fixed?
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
SkyFall
Im not sure if i should LOL or Cry
The Black Beauty
So Wet For You!
I'm sure we have a jokes section somewhere on this forum
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Originally Posted by davway
Cammed & Eventualy Blown!
im not even sure what to say
Banned
LOL, it wouldn't have worked in the joke section though.
Good on the OP, was a funny one.
So Wet For You!
The last 3 times it was posted it worked fine
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Searching for the billion
oh man, it sounds like your mrs had a crack showing too.
I reckon confront holden and your mrs. isn't your car still under warranty ?
Just hand me the pliers.
cant you just trade here in?
Oh and dealership for the car.
Are we there yet?
LS-EXUAL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
BEST...........THREAD...........EVER!!!
****ing gold!!!
DW I'm a Spray Painter!
funniest **** i've met on the internetzzz, had me goin lol
VZ SSZ- LS1
Well I guess now I can add Commodore to the list of Camaro, WRX, Ferrari and Porsche. Welcome to about 5 years ago.
Hot Lap Motorsport
The Holden Hunter!
ha ha ha i was feeling so sorry for you man i was like of shit fail...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Bigmacs everywhere
That ending just blew me away haha very nice.
Dave
lol this thread pops up again haha
SIR LS1
the two ton go kart
Ecotec just kicked in yo
I think it was originally a BMW. Still funny though.
2.5" Catback
I thought it was legit.. started to feel sorry for ya.. but no... *glare*.. still made me LOL
The Wagon on Wheels..
LOL, i hope that was a joke, was feeling heaps bad for u there. Didnt see that coming.
It's cheap and half arsed - perfect fit for a Commodore
Reaper
HZ Holden Fanatic
LOL, GOLD. Seen it before, but didn't suspect it so much being in the pub and not the jokes section.
Was startin to feel bad for ya lol.
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Growing Old Disgracefully
What soop said
these things have a habit of popping up all the time.... i only posted it after i saw a serious relationship one postedThe last 3 times it was posted it worked fine
I actually snagged it off the Kawasaki forum, so you can add Vulcan to the list
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
The last 3 times it was posted it worked fine
first time i've seen it.
what's the problem with a joke being posted more than once anyway?
Donating Member
bahahaha lol now if something does happen no one is gonna believe u u just cryed wolf lol jks i thought it was funny
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