the voices told me to
chicken surprise
we went to the local chinese the other day. ordered dim sims etc and some chicken surprise. while we were eating our entree the lid to the chicken surprise lifted, i saw 2 beady eyes and the lid went back down. thought i was seeing things so i kept quiet. then it happened again, these two eyes looking out of the pot. so i said to the wife have a look in the pot and see what she could see. as she lifted the lid she also saw the eyes. we called the waiter over and told him.
he asked "what your order?"
i told him chicken surprise.
he says" im so sorry i bring you peeking duck"
i do as the voices tell me
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Originally Posted by gareth89
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Haha. Jesus Christ, that's gold!
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatos
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