Most Embarrassing Moments

[Julie]

Not sure if this ones been posted yet, if it has well shit happens. I got it a couple of days ago in an email and I lol'ed so O thought I would share

A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the Most embarrassing moment in listener's lives. The final four were:


4th Place
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself, right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willie last night.' After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

3rd Place
It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family parents, grand parents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties.

2nd Place
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally Got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'Price check for Tampax supersize.'
But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' , and replied in a business like tone, his
voice booming over the same public address system: 'Do you want the kind
you push in with your thumb or the kind one you belt in with a hammer.

1st Place.
And the winner is . . ..

This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, yes, that's correct adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without another word, walked out of the class. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat'.

[Zuicider]

:P so thats why girls gagg with me

[nick3110]

oh that was bloody awesome :P.. made me crack up

[Hardstylin]

Yeah, na, fake.

[peewee]

Those embarassing moments jokes were great. Had a good chuckle, will share with the rest of family when they get home. Keep up the good work, everyone

[Jo3_Blo]

Lol .

[savage1987]

Yeah, na, fake.

+1, people ringing in telling a story they heard as if it were their own. Urban myth stylez.

Heard one this morning, woman rang in to NOVA to say that someone she knew had had a 1 night stand with a girl, guy leaves in morning tells her to lock up on the way out, girl did crap afterward, wouldn't flush, left it in bag on bench by mistake alongside the lovely note blah blah whatever. Some people need to get a life and not lie to radio stations to get attention.

[Juztin]

Ah well still a good laugh

[Hunter SS]

a true story which involved me
quite a few years ago when i was living in Sydney, i used to be a courier. I was delivering parcels in St Leonards one day, and because i couldn't turn right to get parking near to where i was delivering the stuff, i parked in a side street and decided to carry the stuff acros the highway to the business who the parcels were for. I had an arm full of parcels, and they were a bit heavy to cary..... so i placed them on the bonnet of my hilux, locked the cage up, lifted the parcels and off i went. It so happens that the shorts i was wearing were a little loose because i had lost some weight recently and hadn't got around to getting new ones..... so needless to say, my jocks were loose as well. I had keys, a wallet, and a heap of loose change that i used to pay the bridge toll. Rather than walking to the pedestrian crossing, i saw a chance and crossed to the medium strip to wait for the traffic on the other side to clear and get across the highway...... almost to the medium strip i felt my shorts start to slips down Just as i stepped onto the medium strip, the shorts slid down...... taking my jocks with them!! so here i was, standing in the middle of the Pacific highway, traffice everywhere, with my shorts AND my undies around my ankles....... cars tooting their horns..... people pi$$ing themselves laughing, and me unable to get my pants back up

In the end i had to put the parcels down..... pull my strides up, and carry the 3 parcels one at a time across the road to the business that they were intended for.
There was a call on the radio shortly after that there was a report of an A.S.A.P Courier standing in the middle of the highway with no pants on!! I told the radio operator it was me and how it happened..... there was radio silence while the entire network near pissed themselves laughing........
i copped it from them for a LONG time after that!!

[-Junior-]

^^^^^^^PMSL.

To have been driving past and seen that would have just been frightening!

You may have given kids nightmares for months.

[savage1987]

hahahhaahha

[Hunter SS]

^^^^^^^PMSL.

To have been driving past and seen that would have just been frightening!

You may have given kids nightmares for months.

it worse when the women pointed and laughed

[System]

this happened to a guy at work several years ago, and its TRUE i promise.

he and another bloke were out checking a few jobs out, when they noticed a kangaroo on the site of the road injured after getting hit by a car. They obviously had to pull up and check it out, one of the blokes leapt out of the truck saying "oh dam! we gotta check if there is a joey inside the pouch!" he thrust his hand in and said "i got it! i got the joey!". And very calmy the other guy said ".... its a MALE kangaroo..."

we've never let the story die off yet 6 years later We've given him the unnofficial nick name 'skippy'

[Phat VN]

hahahahaha now that is embarrasing

[Juztin]

Ah man they are both bloody pissers lol

[gemazare]

funny stuff