Irish Vasectomy

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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided enough
was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
but it was expensive.

He explained a less costly alternative was to go home, get a
large fire-cracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, 'B'Jayzus, I may not be the
smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a
firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with
my problem.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4,
5,' at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between
his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand , Tasmania and
several suburbs of Sydney .

[nick3110]

lol i like it..