Diagnostician
This is a REAL aussie court case
Had to share this one
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition'
She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming', and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.'
CASE DISMISSED!
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Originally Posted by coplzr
At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it
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LS-EXUAL
Hahaha, funny as ****.
When I read someone got arrested for laughing I knew it wasn't a real court case, but still a good joke
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